The Pork Report
by Hamlet, your porcine correspondent
Yeh I know, it's been ages since I've posted. Her Indoors has been too preoccupied with her precious thesis to help me with the blog. Have you any idea how difficult it is to use a QWERTY keyboard with trotters? Anyway, she's finally submitted it (thank God), so at least she can get back to a more normal, healthy lifestyle - out in the sun adoring me, rubbing my belly, feeding me snacks - just the way things should be.

Meanwhile the Big Bloke's been making heaps of progress on the house. He spends a lot of time up on that mezzanine floor with his new drill. Now he has something decent to work with the air's been a lot less blue around here. Which is a good thing. I'm a sensitive pig, you know.